Fire at the Topless Donut Shop

Over at Maine Crime Writers today I have a post about a strange fixture in the Maine landscape: topless donut shops. There's currently a lurid trial under way in Augusta that is about as strange court cases get here. It gave me the idea to use one of these rural strip clubs in my new book. In the process of adapting fact to fiction, however, I learned an important lesson from my editor: just because a story happens to be true doesn't mean readers of a novel will necessarily believe it. Check out the post, and you'll see what I mean.

Making a Living in Maine

We devoted the January issue of Down East to the theme of "Making a Living in Maine." As usual, we take the optimistic approach, but I tried not to pull any punches in my editor's note:

Like many young Mainers, I left the state to go to college, not sure if I would ever return. I wanted to explore the world, but I also worried that my career choices would be limited if I stayed. Even after I had returned to Maine for good, I continued to fret that I was giving up financial opportunities for the privilege of living in a naturally beautiful state populated by fantastic people — and that some day I would regret my choice.

Was I right to be concerned? Maybe. It’s no secret that many jobs in Maine pay less than the exact same positions in Boston or Seattle. And networking is certainly easier in places where energetic and ambitious people are concentrated in city blocks and not spread across a mid-size, rural state. Every week, I seem to meet Maine natives who worked out of state to build a nest egg or acquire professional credentials before they dared to even contemplate moving back to Maine; in their minds they needed to leave the state for a while before they could actually afford to live here. I understand and respect their thinking. Making a living in Maine...involves real trade-offs, and anyone who tells you differently is selling something.*

What I left unsaid in my column is that, for reasons hard to fathom, Maine is a fantastic place to be a young novelist. When you think of some the bestselling authors who rose to prominence while living here—Stephen King, Tess Gerritsen, Richard Russo, Carolyn Chute, Julia Spencer-Fleming, Lily King, (even Elizabeth Gilbert wrote her first novel here)—you have to wonder if there's something in the water here that nourishes the imagination.

Christmas Bird Count 2011

Depending on how you look at it, birding is either a bizarre, old-fogeyish pastime or a transcendent activitity capable of bonding the human soul with the natural world. When I take my binoculars and go outside to watch birds, it's not unusual for me to feel both ways about what I'm doing, with my emotions changing from moment to moment. I'll be feeling sort of silly and self-conscious standing by a roadside while cars of gawking people stream by and I'm looking at, of all things, a chickadee. And then I'll remember that chickadees are actually phenomenal creatures whose brains expand in the fall so they can recall where all the best feeding locations are (scientists have no clue how this happens but are desperate to learn what it means) and that these tiny, hollow-boned, nine-gram fluffballs are actually modern dinosaurs

The day that always embodies my avian ambivalence happened to be today, when I took part as ever in the annual Chrismas Bird Count. The origins of the count make for an interesting story, especially for someone like me who is both a birdwatcher and a birdhunter. (Many of the best birders I know are both.)

This morning began on the frozen Rockland breakwater in a biting snow squall, stretched over eight hours of counting every crow, gull, and yes, chickadee my comrades and I could find, and ended at nightfall at the edge of a trackless bog where in the far distance a great horned owl was beginning to hoot. It was cold, exhausting, socially awkward at times (lots of people shake their heads when you explain what you're up to although more confess a secret affection for birds)—but also an occasion for good-fellowship, a raw and necessary encounter with nature that too few of us modern Americans allow ourselves to experience, and an unfolding series of revelatory moments that affected me aesthetically and spiritually.

Here was my group's tally for the day, if you're interested:

Weather: Cold, snow showers throughout day, heaviest in morning

Total species for section I: 50

Total species for Count circle: 69

* Species seen ONLY in our section
Red-throated loon   4 
Common loon        7
Red-necked grebe    6
Horned grebe    3
Great cormorant    2
Canada goose    164 (the most numerous species in our section)
Black duck    6
Mallard    131
Lesser scaup    1 *
Common eider    9
Long-tailed duck    22
Surf scoter    2
Common goldeneye    4
Bufflehead    4
Red-breasted merganser    4
Hooded merganser    4
Bald eagle    1 
Red-tailed hawk    1
Merlin    1
American coot    600 (at least!)
Purple sandpiper    4 *
Bonaparte's gull    15
Ring-billed gull    6
Herring gull    127
Great black-backed gull    2
Black-legged kittiwake    14 
Razorbill    2 * 
Black guillemot    7
Mourning dove   24
Great horned owl    1 *
Hairy woodpecker    3
Downy woodpecker    4
Red-bellied woodpecker    1
Northern flicker    1
Blue jay    1
American crow    32
Black-capped chickadee    27
Tufted titmouse    3
White-breasted nuthatch    2
American robin    22
Northern mockingbird    1
Starling    90
Yellow-rumped warbler    1 *
on the whole count!)
Northern cardinal    7
American tree sparrow    16
Song sparrow    2
White-throated sparrow    2
House finch    11
American goldfinch    26
House sparrow    3

* Species seen ONLY in our section

All in all, it was both a frivolous and deeply meaningful day. 

BookMania 2012

BookMania! On January 21, 2012 I'm appearing with Nevada Barr, Gregg Hurwitz and Jeff Lindsay at a gala book festival in Martin's County, Florida (north of Palm Beach). It's a high-powered line-up, and I was flattered to be invited. Let's just say that Jim Lehrer and I haven't shared many stages (yet). I'll post more details as the event takes shape, but if you're on the east coast of Florida and looking for a weekend literary outing, I'd buy a ticket now while they're still available. I've been told that BookMania sells out each year, and I can see why from the other panelists they have on the roster.