Maine Lingo: Yard Art

Another in my occasional series of Down East colloquialisms:

YARD ART: The wheel-less cars and nonfunctional kitchen appliances many Mainers use to decorate their front lawns.  As in, “If Carl and Debbie wants to sell their trailer, they might want to get rid of that yard art first.”

Meet Me at Bouchercon

I'll be attending Bouchercon by the Bay in San Francisco this fall (October 14 — 17, to be precise), and it will be my first outing as a published crime author in a crowd of mystery experts. I attended last year's conference in Indianapolis — and ate the best shrimp cocktail of my life at St. Elmo Steak House — but I was just another nameless guy with a book coming out. I'm not sure my profile will be that much higher in San Francisco, but I am hoping to meet some of my fans. I've received lots of mail from the west coast and am eager to discuss The Poacher's Son with a few of my correspondents.

I'm also hoping to meet some of my own literary idols. Michael Connelly, Laurie King, Kate Atkinson, Val McDermid, Lee Child, Robert Crais—the list goes on and on. I'll also enjoy catching up with my fellow Minotaur team members. And a few days in the City by the Bay doesn't hurt either.

Die Another Day

Daniel Craig on the set of Casino RoyaleIsaac Chotiner has a review in The New Republic of Sinclair McKay's The Man With the Golden Touch How the Bond Films Conquered the World, a history of the James Bond movies from Dr. No (1962) to Quantum of Solace (2008). Chotiner is a longtime Bond fan although not to the extent of McKay, and many of his observations about the series are spot on. If you do watch closely, Connery does seem ill at ease in Dr. No; his performance is erratic, but his animal magnetism is so strong hardly anyone has noticed. And Roger Moore's The Spy Who Love Me is indeed one of the "amazingly assured" entries in the series. I also share Chotiner and McKay's distaste for Pierce Brosnan's approach to the role: his performances are too self-conscious for my liking, although Goldeneye offers considerable entertainment.

Where I principally depart from Chotiner is in his savaging of Quantum of Solace, a flawed film to be sure and a step back from the brilliant reinvention of the series that rebooted with Casino Royale. Quantum's plot is a mess, and Olga Kurylenko (for all her beauty) can't quite fill Eva Green's Gucci heels. But I have watched the film four times now—maybe five—and it has improved with each viewing. Marc Foster's unconventional direction and Matt Chesse and Richard Pearson's staccato editing was initially disparaged as a failed attempt to mimic the quick cuts and nervous handycam effects of the Bourne series. But Quantum of Silence speaks a different dialect from the Bourne Ultimatum—compare the use of music in both films, especially during the action scenes—and the effect is to dramatize the disorientation of Bond himself as he sets out on his quest for revenge.

Chotiner concludes with a sweeping assertion:

Even if this history shows the canniness of the filmmakers’ commercial instincts, the movies themselves—especially of late—live in an unchanging male fantasyland and are completely without artistic merit. A true Bond fan must ruefully concede as much. My greatest fear used to be that the series would end, but now that thought is oddly appealing.

I won't argue that Bond has always appeared to contemporary men's (and not a few women's) fantasies, but to proclaim that From Russia with Love, Goldfinger, or Casino Royale are without artistic merit is bullshit. No less an eminence than Roger Ebert put Royale on his list of 2008's best films.

And I am baffled what masterpieces Chotiner expects to see produced when James Bond rides off into the sunset in his Aston Martin. Would he prefer a steady diet of The Expendables, Salt, and Knight and Day? For my part I'd prefer the Bollinger and beluga caviar, thank you very much.