Nine Miles Offshore

View from Manana. Photo by Kristen LindquistMy wife Kristen and I spent five nights on Monhegan Island, which is anywhere from nine to twelve miles off the Maine coast depending on which way the crow happens to be flying. On Tuesday we hired a local kid to row us in his skiff across Monhegan Harbor to an enormous uninhabited hunk of rock named Manana (rhymes with banana). Manana is famous for two things: its runes and its hermit. The "runes" are a series of crosshatched lines that have been alternately ascribed to the Phoenicians and the Norse. But the markings looked to my eyes like some very interesting geological anomalies. They certainly didn't look like the Futhark I learned when I was a thirteen-year-old Tolkien nerd.

Manana goats. Photo by Kristen LindquistThe hermit was a New Yorker named Ray Phillips who dropped out of society to raise goats on this wind-scraped island from 1930 to 1975 (an award-winning documentary was made about him, but I haven't seen it). The hermit's been gone for a while, but he's sort of a persistent presence on Monhegan (almost like a ghost), in that his name gets evoked frequently by islanders trying to explain to tourists what the deal is with that big chunk of stone right across from the Island Inn. After decades of visiting Monhegan, I was glad to finally have the opportunity to explore Manana myself. It's a weird little ecosystem — almost a piece of Scotland shoved across the Atlantic — and a worthwhile day trip. What surprised me, however, were the feral goats we found grazing on the far side. I've traveled all over Maine, and you don't stumble over feral goats all that often (in fact: never). Our teenage guide didn't know if the four we saw were the descendants of Ray Phillips' former herd, but clearly they were thriving.

So not all the tall-tales I'd heard about Manana were false after all. That's usually what you find when you go searching for local mysteries. But I still think the runes are bunk.

Creeping Towards Publication

There's a slow-motion aspect to publishing a novel. The writing itself is slow (for most of us), and then comes the long waiting for others to read your book and give you feedback. The editing and proofreading proceeds in fits and starts. Even after your publisher sets a print date (in my case April 27, 2010), the whole thing still feels like a dream. You've received your advance and seen your (stunning) book jacket, but you can't quite believe the book will ever truly appear.

And then there's a day like today when I woke up and found that, out of the blue, The Poacher's Son had become available for preorder on Amazon.com. And not just the book—suddenly, there was an audiobook, too. And the actor who is reading my book, John Bedford Lloyd, is someone I actually knew from television and movies. I'm not normally in a rush for time to pass (we have so little of it), but April can't come soon enough.

The Inciter

Ted Williams, who writes the Incite column for Audubon Magazine and is also a columnist for Fly Rod & Reel, may be the most hated environmental journalist in the country. In my opinion, he's also the best, and I have had the privilege of working with him on a handful of stories for Down East over the years. Ted is a sponge for breaking news about the outdoors. Nothing escapes him. If you want proof, I recommend his omnivorous blog at Fly Rod & Reel's Web site.

So What Is a Registered Maine Guide?

The State of Maine is one of the only states in the nation to require that wilderness guides meet certain standards of competency. Any person who is paid to guide clients in the outdoors (whether to canoe, kayak, hunt, fish, or whitewater raft) must pass a rigorous series of examinations, both oral and written, and be registered with the Maine Department of Inland Fisheries & Wildlife. It's in imperfect process, but it does enforce a certain degree of quality control since, for example, all Registered Maine Guides must complete first aid training before they can be certified. Nothing takes the place of years of experience in the field, but I shudder at the thought of a family embarking on a dangerous trip into the wild with a "guide" who's just been hired off the street and who has never heard the word "declination." This article from Wikipedia provides some more details on the testing process, as does the State of Maine's own Web site.

"Fly Rod" CrosbyFun fact: Maine's first Registered Maine Guide was a woman, Cornelia "Fly Rod" Crosby (1854-1946), who also has the dubious distinction of being the last person in the state to legally shoot a woodland caribou. While there are scattered populations of caribou on the Gaspe peninsula in Quebec, just north of the Maine border, the animal has been extirpated in the state for about a century now.

Smarter Than Your Average Bear

A black bear plays a fairly prominent role in The Poacher's Son. In fact, the book had its beginnings in a series of short features I researched about marauding bears for Down East Magazine — those stories sparked my interest in the unusual responsibilities of game wardens, and the more I learned about the lives of these little-known law enforcement officers, the more intrigued I was by them. 

I've always been intrigued by black bears, and it doesn't seem like I'm alone based upon the popularity of this article in today's New York Times